druthers

if I were an emperor
the monarch of all
the world would be different
I tells ya
courtesy would be currency
so jerk-faces were poor
and all the big bullies
would be shown the door
we'd send them to
Antarctica to fight
with the seals
and only have
krill for their fishy meals
yes, people'd be nicer
and not once or twice-er
but all of the time
I'd decree it
oh,  and if I had my druthers
the men would be mothers
like seahorses
kinda
well maybe
but definitely
that first part
with all of my heart
my scepter and crown
I'd never lay down
my subjects would smile
and be greatly cheered
cuz the bestest of all monarchs
(that's me) had appeared!