thrasonical

Mating Call of a Not-Kardashian


Like Kanye West
you think you're phenomenal
but you're not that great
you're just thrasonical.

Beating your chest
and touting your style;
it's all so hackneyed
and not worth my while.

I prefer the humble
to the humblebragger.
I prefer straightforward
to cloak and dagger.

Your gargantuan head
won't fit through the door.
Just withdraw,
you sad fame-whore.

I choose my partners
for their authenticity
not who'll bring
the most publicity.