zeugma

you confuse and abuse
until all is abstruse
combining and contracting
for brevity or levity
blurring and blending
in "wit" never ending
but obfuscating and deteriorating
you modify everything
until nothing means anything
you befuddle, you bewilder
you conundrum, you zeugma
enigmatic forevermore
so we all must be dullards
if we can't follow
where you go
though you meander there
for no purpose discernible
save your own ego